Fans Of Cartoons Pillows

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'That's a good example of the Prime Minister's Temper or P.M.T. as we call it here.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Horror movies

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A caveman paints from life

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Reagacentennial

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Piranhaclaus

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'