Humor Cartoon Fans Pillows

"It's hard to describe... Just a general feeling that they're all going to start killing each other any minute now."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Puss in cement boots"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Tequila Mockingbird

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Plum jam...

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Guess who's teething?'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."