Humor Cartoon Fans Pillows

"It's hard to describe... Just a general feeling that they're all going to start killing each other any minute now."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Puss in cement boots"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Tequila Mockingbird

Plum jam...

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Guess who's teething?'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cat at Surprise Party.