Cartoon Comedy Fans Pillows

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Monkey on Bike

Plum jam...

Pardon Me

School

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

Cow Pilot.

Hangman target.

'I wolfed the math homework right down, but the science project made me woozy.'

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

Moses had a hearing problem

Turtles are natural born sledders.

"Have you tried icing it?"

Centaur Driver

"It was a big litter donna. Why did you have to pick me?"

"Puss in cement boots"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Horror movies

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"That'll be five bucks."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Recalculating route..."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse