Cartoon Comedy Fans Pillows

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Monkey on Bike

Plum jam...

Pardon Me

School

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

Cow Pilot.

Hangman target.

'I wolfed the math homework right down, but the science project made me woozy.'

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

Moses had a hearing problem

Turtles are natural born sledders.

"Have you tried icing it?"

Centaur Driver

"It was a big litter donna. Why did you have to pick me?"

"Puss in cement boots"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"That'll be five bucks."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Collies Without Borders

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'