Cartoon Humor Aficionados Gifts

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"I was young and there were drugs involved so I'm not sure if I actually jumped over the moon.''

'...And this little piggy knocked over a liquor store....'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Billy. The Kid.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Horror movies

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

The Pink Bantha

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Recalculating route..."

Collies Without Borders

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

I told you we were late!

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Plum jam...

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'