Comedic Cartoon Enthusiast Mugs

Distracted drivers: doing everything but driving.

New Umpire Signals

I don't understand that. Trees are the opposite of us; they shed with the weather gets cold.

'Internet shopping' 'Click here to find out who did the building society job'

"...I don't normally pick up hitchhikers."

Emmett had a far more difficult time explaining the halter top.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A caveman paints from life

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'