Comedic Cartoon Lover Mugs

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"Mmmh... Looks like you need to reformat your HD, reinstall all your software and replace your motherboard. I also suggest you upgrade your OS."

'Dammit, Tell! Practice on your own kid!'

The sadness of the 'Geographically Challenged' - 'Greece is hosting the Olympics? Cool! Is it the summer or winter games?'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'I'm getting too old for this pirate business, Tom.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Oh, yes I had him eating out of my hand alright-and my leg-and my....'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

"I know what you're thinking...but I think I'm good at what I do."

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

"My left elbow hurts...that means it's going to snow!"

T-rex

'Abort the mission! I think I forgot to turn my iron off before we left!'

"You finished with that bath water?"

Caveman Job Opportunities

Dancing Queen

"We got a problem, Mrs. Claus got the sleigh in the divorce."

Tetanus Jab

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"Can we get down now - you know I'm scared of heights!" "So it's goodbye platform boots!!"

'I'm leaving you and I want my half of the kingdom.'

'Doctor, I couldn't see my neighbour properly today...'

'Here, we're tweaking your pay scale.'

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

(To replace dbtn89) Three soon-to-be-blind mice...

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

“Everyone prefers apple picking to potato digging.”