Comics Fanatics Pillows

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Early photobombing

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Suffering from Cooties?

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Giant Monster in Bath

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

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