Practical Jokes T-Shirts

'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

'Help's on the way, Billy! For God's sake, keep sucking!'

Kick me.

This end up - You idiot.

The Dangers of Golf.

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

Scientific Research Centre Practical Jokes

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Are you the technician's assistant responsible for this X-ray?'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Watch the dog. I'm going to do my can opener impression.'

Seriousness Institute.

'OK everybody, joke's over - it's opening time so close up all windows, except one!'

'All we need is something that dissolves superglue.'

"...and so we bid farewell to one of our best loved theatrical agents..."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'No, I'm not part of an elaborate kickback scheme.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"The computer's acting funny."

Prostate examination

Boardroom cream pies.

'Which one of you jokers sent the new lad out to buy a left-handed spanner?'

Humor (title of book smashing pie into face)

Moon Prank

Travel Agency, Let us plan your next trip

'Melvin!'

That comedy mask really works on the new recruits!

"I can't see a thing with these stupid glasses!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Vampire practical jokes.

Boy and Mother Play Practical Joke on Verger

'Hey, pass the word, Rex has the barking shock collar on again! Barking frenzy time!'

'Why yes' As a matter of fact this is Prince Albert in a can.'

'Oh no! Research and development are on a test run.'