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'Guess I won't mention that his house is on fire. . . now who's got the last laugh.'

'It's not all fun and games being a snake, but at least we never have to worry about wedgies.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

What's an Imax cave?

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Candid Camera store.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Clown Wife

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.