Surrealist Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Camels hump is actually a water dispenser tank

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

A Grazing Shark

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Modigliani's Giraffe

"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Salvador Deli

Playing With Peace

"You have a Picasso?"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Dali Clock

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

The Salvador Deli.

Museum Guard Portrait

Magritte in Paradise

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.