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Train is on time...

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Trappist Monk Discord

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What does it say, Dad?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Dreams I have had...

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Clone Factory

Trump Tariffs

Pokemon Get Lost

allovertheplace.com

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Inactivists"

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Prescription Drugs '96.