Surrealist Humor Pillows

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Trump

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

allovertheplace.com

The Great Rainbow of China

Window in the Sky.

Breakfast surreal.

Ball Pool Peril