Surrealist Humor Mugs

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Convenience.

Trump

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

allovertheplace.com

Ball Pool Peril

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Window in the Sky.

The Great Rainbow of China