Fans Of Surreal Humor Gifts

""Organ Collector" Isn't An Option."

Conjoined strangers.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

The Salvador Deli

"So this is how it's going to be."

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

Cow Pat Planning

Balloon Boy

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

"It's good luck."

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Alien watering hat stand

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

"There you are!"

"You must be in seat 2D."

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

"That was one strange and confusing competition."

'Hmm... The weather report says we're going to get a foot of snow!'