Fans Of Surreal Humor Prints

""Organ Collector" Isn't An Option."

Conjoined strangers.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Larry! Swine flu!"

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

The Salvador Deli

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

"So this is how it's going to be."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

Cow Pat Planning

'Yes?'

Alien watering hat stand

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

"It's good luck."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Balloon Boy

"There you are!"

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"You must be in seat 2D."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche