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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"What a way to go."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

Advent Calender.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

Virtual interview.

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

"So this is how it's going to be."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

An artist waits to ambush an easel