Surreal Comedy Enthusiasts Gifts

Man puts up flyers for a lost head as he has no head on his shoulders.

Spiro & Pusho and the crabs from the basin.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The First Fire Stick

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Stairlift around cliff face.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"He looks just like your husband."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'It's a chicken.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"