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"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."

"I'm sending you back to an I doctor."

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'It was a parting gift when I was given subjective redundancy.'

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

Desk Goes Out of Control

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'

The little old lady who lived in a vacuum.

Man with a balloon head.

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

Leaking Picture

The Surrealists

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Salvador Dali as a Kid...

Augmented Reality

"You have a Picasso?"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"On second thought, place the apple in front of your face and put your clothes back on."

"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Shadows! When did we get shadows?"

"I may have to cut this short, BK, and get back to you."

'I can't wait to see my big ass ol' gal tattoo!' 'He's gonna love this Picasso gal tattoo!'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Shakes the Red Queen

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Evil monkey takes its bat for a fly.

'He's suffering from spells of light-headedness.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Magritte in Paradise