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'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"We have a favor to ask."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Time management office worker

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

'What's wrong with you?'

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"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Freak Accident Specialist

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

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"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Circus News

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'