Funny Situation Appreciator Mugs

"Boy needs bigger tire."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Time management office worker

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Giraffe Car.

Barristers playing a joke

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

Log in, paper out.

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'