Funny Animal Scenario Appreciator Prints

"Cat Stevens!!!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

Dedication to excellence....

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Mouse with a cat cake.

Ostrich Curoisities

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I could do that."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

'Are we ready to order?'

Maple syrup and milk collection.