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Blinking contest between dog and cat.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Cat Boss

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"They just love tassels."

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

A frog catches an insect truck.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Deer Crossing

Groucho Chicken

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

"And here with the grizzly details."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

Dog on a skateboard.

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Penguin with square egg - "Now that's different."

Before the Domestication of Cows

Dog fetches hat - then curls up in the chair.

Homeless pig sells 'The Pig Issue'by sign which reads: 'Made homeless by the big bad wolf.Please help.'

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."