Funny Pet Stories Collector Prints

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Cat Boss

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"They just love tassels."

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

A frog catches an insect truck.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Deer Crossing

Groucho Chicken

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

"And here with the grizzly details."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

Dog on a skateboard.

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Penguin with square egg - "Now that's different."

Before the Domestication of Cows

Dog fetches hat - then curls up in the chair.

Homeless pig sells 'The Pig Issue'by sign which reads: 'Made homeless by the big bad wolf.Please help.'

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."