Lover Of Quirky Animal Stories Gifts

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

K9 Literati.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

"Bark like nobody's listening."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I came as soon as I heard."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

The Tortoise and the Hare

"Aww, geez... what next?"

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'