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"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

K9 Literati.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

"Bark like nobody's listening."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I came as soon as I heard."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

The Tortoise and the Hare

"Aww, geez... what next?"

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'