Someone Who Finds Humor In Animal Stories T-Shirts

"Because I did'nt know the stupid dog was a pit bull, that's why!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Hats and Food

"Scuba cow"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Penguin

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"