Lover Of Quirky Animal Stories Mugs

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

K9 Literati.

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

"Bark like nobody's listening."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"I came as soon as I heard."

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

Noahs Ark

"Aww, geez... what next?"

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'