Funny Animal Stories Fan Mugs

"Because he's been corrupted by talk radio."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Dog traps the postman.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"He's a bird-dog."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Well, if I had to guess -- I'd say it's undigested homework."