Quirky Narrative Lovers Gifts

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'A book very interesting'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

The pop-up book of fighters

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

Homeless! My Gingerbread House Was Eatern By Birds And The Insurance Won't Cover It.

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

'Look, it was fun, but I'd hardly call it scary!'

'He bears keeping an eye on.'