Quirky Narratives Lover Gifts

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Don't editorialize."

The Family Joules: Part 5

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'A book very interesting'

E M Forster.

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

Atomic Bear: Part 7

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

'Look, it was fun, but I'd hardly call it scary!'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed

Mayhem, Inc. Part 16

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'