Quirky Family Fun Lover Gifts

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Swinging

Balloon Kids

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Who knew grass migrates?

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Multisports

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Loving family

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Clock Face Golf Set

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'