Family Life Enthusiasts Pillows

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'Mom. . . not worms again!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Why don't they just eat potato chips and watch TV in bed like we do?'

"Oh yeh, me and my daughter are really close."

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Teddy wants a glass of water."

"The money I make working pays for a better life for my child."

'Go forth and multiply!'

'She can't come out until she's done with her cud.'

Clancy: Seal of Approval

"Use your inside scream."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Sorry...sympathy burp!'

"I sometimes cry when I don't need anything just so I can confuse my parents."

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

celebrating a birth.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Family members!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'