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"I guess my wild days are behind me."

"Think about the honey."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

"Just empty it."

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."

"But I'm accustomed to captivity. I wouldn't survive a day in the wild."

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"The secret to a good marriage son is to do most of the spring cleaning..."

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

'On the plus side she'll be able to help you with the chores.'

'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'

'And that is how you put the toilet seat down. There will be a quiz on Friday'.

Ethel's offer to iron out Ned's problems turned out to be a problem in and of itself....

'I didn't realize how much I missed her until I ran out of clean clothes and dishes.'