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"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Insomnia.

"It helps."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

"Just empty it."

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

The Freelance Life.

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow