Domestic Bliss Explorers Pillows

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Insomnia.

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"It helps."

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"Just empty it."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

The Freelance Life.