Domestic Bliss Aficionado Pillows

"Honey, I'm home!"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"What's all this?"

"Think about the honey."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Just empty it."

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

STRIP *Bliss* # 8 Methane build up in bathroom

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

"One of your eyes is bugged out farther than the other one."

"But I'm accustomed to captivity. I wouldn't survive a day in the wild."

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."

Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache

'And that is how you put the toilet seat down. There will be a quiz on Friday'.

'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'