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"Honey, I'm home!"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Think about the honey."

"What's all this?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Just empty it."

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

We never go out anymore.

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"But I'm accustomed to captivity. I wouldn't survive a day in the wild."

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

STRIP *Bliss* # 8 Methane build up in bathroom

"One of your eyes is bugged out farther than the other one."

Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache

'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'