Domestic Bliss Enjoyer Gifts

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Hello from the shed.

"Think about the honey."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

"Just empty it."

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"But I'm accustomed to captivity. I wouldn't survive a day in the wild."

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

'On the plus side she'll be able to help you with the chores.'

'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'

'And that is how you put the toilet seat down. There will be a quiz on Friday'.

"And do you promise never to fight over the thermostat setting?"

Ethel's offer to iron out Ned's problems turned out to be a problem in and of itself....