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'You mean- THAT'S the fat cat I've slaved over a hot stove all day???'

Captain steering house through flood.

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'Hon, I'm home!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

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Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Lift your stems."

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"I said, I had the cat declawed."

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"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."