Interior Design Adventurous Prints

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Moving in

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"That's still too high"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Superintendent

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."