Quirky Fashionistas T-Shirts

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Smiley Pall Bearer.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Impractical House Keeping

The Country Wedding.

Casual day in Antarctica.

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

Two men stand tethered by their scarves.

Hey, I told you it would turn into a pumpkin spice frappuccino after midnight. Hipsterella.

I took up antkeeping.

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!

'He thinks 'Dumb and Dumber' was a documentary.'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'...This pair make your face look massive as well'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"Buy two pairs of prescription eyewear and we throw in these pop-out eyeball glasses for Halloween."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Snapshots in Time

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The latest in Eyewear.