Quirky Fashionistas T-Shirts

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Smiley Pall Bearer.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Impractical House Keeping

The Country Wedding.

Casual day in Antarctica.

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

Two men stand tethered by their scarves.

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!

'...This pair make your face look massive as well'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"Buy two pairs of prescription eyewear and we throw in these pop-out eyeball glasses for Halloween."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Snapshots in Time

Mad For It

The latest in Eyewear.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady