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'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Joan Crawford junior

Hats

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."