Formality Disruptor Gifts

"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

'She wishes.'

'I.R.S short form.'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"Pawn to King Four."

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Spoonfest

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"Hi, I'm on the train."

'We prefer not to be formal here.'

Master dog trainer.

Occupy crunch

'Mr. Conway came here without an appointment, didn't you, Mr. Conway?'

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

"These are your friends the Erskines, sir. Madam kisses both of them. You kiss her and you shake his hand. Then you wink and say, 'Hey, how about those Yankees?' "

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

'Hang on sir! I'll run get a request for assistance form.'

Cult of Informality

'I ask my distinguished colleague from cell block c to please pass the salt.'

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

TV Kill

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'