Festive Friends Mugs

Silent Night.

Xmas

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa Dog

"Merry Christmas"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

The Big Tree

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'How come I never see you in church?'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Ice skating boyfriends

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Balloon ski lift

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"