Festive Football Fans Pillows

Touchdown Santa!

I like the Jets...I guess

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I love these old decorations!"

"Uptight End"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Easter Candy Island.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Meet Santa's entourage

Archaeologists discover a football

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

David and Goliath.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.