Festive Football Fans Pillows

Touchdown Santa!

I like the Jets...I guess

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I love these old decorations!"

"Uptight End"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Archaeologists discover a football

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Meet Santa's entourage

The best goalie in the world!

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

David and Goliath.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Go deep!"

Football Violence

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

Ring those Christmas bells!