Festive Sports Fan Pillows

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Sochi 2014

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.