Sports Fan Santa Pillows

'Sports teams play year round, so we decided to do the same for Christmas.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'