Festive Spirit Fan Pillows

'Your repeated questioning as to whether I've been a 'good boy' has no relevance Mr Claus. I still need to see your accounts!'

Give me an H, give me an A, Give me a P-P-Y! and an H with an O and an L_I_D_A_Y! A little Christmas cheer from Frank and Ernest

'I'm very much afraid he's been there since our last christmas party.'

The Salivation army.

"Instead of wasting time watching T.V. why don't you put up some Christmas decorations?"

Santa Claus

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Prosecco Peacock

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Cow and Milk

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Meet Santa's entourage

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Reindeer

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Mice playing double bass

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Sabrage!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Dog on a harp

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'