Festive Spirits Fan Pillows

WInter Fish

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Mice playing double bass

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

The Salivation army.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Easter Bunny

Recycled Flake

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

inflation at Christmas

Snow Angel Fall

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.