Giant Monster Movie Fan Gifts

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Zombie pet tricks.

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"